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Nosferatu Sucks!

Friends, let me tell you about the latest cinematic disappointment: Robert Edgar’s Nosferatu. Now, before I dive into this mess, let’s get one thing clear: I appreciate a good horror flick. But when a movie trades genuine scares for pretentious artsy-fartsy wankery, we’ve got a problem. And oh boy, do we have a problem here….

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